J: LOOOL it seems u run into interesting ppl xD
Me: Hahaha! My life... I could right a book xd
J: U should xD imagine how many almost rape stories u'd have xD
Me: OH MY GOSH. I have like 56328463293 of them!
J: LOL yet ......
Me: Yet?
J: Do I talk or no?
Me: Talk
J: Nobody has ever touched u :P not even u (which I still don't believe xD)
Me: LOOL touched me how? Are you talking first base or further? xD
J: Nobody has ever touched your hooha
Me: haha nope. But thats not a bad thing to me... No need to rush it lol
J: Sureeeeeeeeeee ;)
Me: -.- Just because you're a horny basterd, doesn't mean everyone els is ya knoww.
But I did have green m&ms today hahaha
J: But most ppl are xD and how do green m&ms have anything to do with that?
Me: Haha ok, that's pretty true! Do you not remember the useless fact of the day that green ones make you horny?! :P
J: So it was on subject! xD but everybody should try ittt
Me: Yep, when they're ready ? someone is willing loool. No rape, rape is badddd;)
J: LMFAO not rapee xD just simply touching yourself xD (I love that u go along with these convos :D)
[I didn't answer him for like 10 mins hahaha]
J: ..........
Me: Naaah, that's not for moi, but you go ahead & do it in the privacy of your own room ;)
LOL these convos kinda fascinate me... I'm studying the male species (:
J: Hahahaa but its not disgusting after u ATLEAST try
And males aren't that hard to understand
Me: -.- not gonna try john, just drop it :P & yee cuz you're a guy duuuuuh.
J: I'll never drop it until I know ;) or a pic xD
Me: Keep on dreamin buddyyy, I'm not that easy haha
J: Lmfaoooo I know xD I consider it a challenge :D cmonn plzzzzz
Me: noo-.- you'll never win this challenge! I hope you know that ;)
J: Lmfaoo I'd bother other ppl, but u go along with it :D & its fun admit it ;) cmonnn one pic nobody has to knowwww
Me: LMAO, i don't think i go along with it if i always say no! Now drop it, before I stop putting up with it -.-
J: kk, I'll be back tho xD on another topic, I'm going to laronde tmro :)
Me: grrr-.- & haha so it's legit a date tmrw? :)
J: Noo not tmro, tmro is the family & cost free bcs of my dad's client :D she's still in greece :(
[blablabla]
Me: & omggg does this poor girl know you're the perv you are? :O haha
J: Lmfaoo she has an idea xD but shee's better then u aree she teases me xD no pics tho I wudnt ask that of her :P
Ur my friend she's more :P
[Let me just point out that that was a different text & it actually sounded that he had to state clearly that I'm his friend... like trying to convince himself.]
Me: Haha oh gosh woow. :P & I don't tease you BECAUSE you're my friend ;)
[blablabla, talking about how I look 17 to most people]
J: What's the advantages?
Me: Hot older guys ;)
J: Ahhh and ur gonna give them pics ;)
Me: Nope :) just a lil flirtin that's all ;)
J: Hahaa u shouldd tease btw ;)
Me: Oh I do, just with certain people :P
J: -.-
Me: <3
J: Ur so gayyyyyy
Me: & ur so hornyyy! Go get laid
J: -.- go to ur dentist appointment.
Me: Its at 2 -.- tooth extraction
J: LOL cuz you don't brush ur teeth.
Me: Nope, cuz its actually a baby tooth that won't budge-.-
J: Bcs ur retarded :D
Hehee I enjoy buggin u :D
[blablabla]
Me: The feeling is mutual ;)
[blablabla]
Me: You annoy me (: kinda like a brotha from anotha motha except this bro wants a pic & WONT get one.
J: I will in the end ;) I hope u realize ;
Me: hahaha & how will you win?
Cuz as you can see I'm 100% against it ;)
J: U'll see ;)
Me: Really? I hope your plan is a good one...Cuz I may be retarded but I'm not stupid ;)
J: For now ;)
I don't know how one goes against the other ;)
Me: They're different trust me, I'm not gullible (:
J: When I think of smthingg be afraid ;)
Me: HAHA, you have no plan... You're losing right now ;)
J: No bcs once my inner charlie sheen gets out it never goes back
Me: LOL okay then ;) but I'm not a bit as bubble headed as the chicks he targets :P
J: How do u know that :)
Me: I just know (; You'll soon figure that out
J: How so? :)
Me: Well, you'll find out ;)
J: I'm seriously curious :D wat?
Me: Patience ;)
J: K ;)
[blablabla]
Me: Hahaha, so how about laronde? Are you there?
J: No :)I'm eating and leaving
Me: Cool, scream my name on a ride & look like a retard? :D
J: HAHAHA no -.-
Me: :( so far, 6 people have done it haha
J: :|
Me: I'm good ;)
J: Ur retarded :D <3 and on that note, I leave u ;)
THE END
watta perv. Why do I care about him? I don't think I like him though.... Especially with this douchebag side. He's just my friend............... With benefits? NOOOOOOOO. hahahaha
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